Confessions On The Fly

How Many Flight Attendants Does it Take to Make a Podcast?

SEASON ONE FINALE! On this weeks episode of Confessions On The Fly, Joe and LJ answer the age-old question of ..."How many flight attendants does it take to make a podcast?" We still haven't figured that one out but THREE certainly makes for an entertaining show. We are so thrilled to have fellow flight attendant Taylor join us and give us the inside scoop on her life as the "girl with wings". She spills the beans on why she chose a life in the air, Bumble dates on layovers and her craziest story at 35,000ft. It's been a thrilling thirteen weeks birdies, thanks for joining us on this flight! 

The Pilot Episode, with a Real Pilot!

Warning, this weeks episode contains a live pilot! Joe and LJ welcome a special guest to Confessions On The Fly. Captain Adam joins us to gives the inside scoop on pilot/flight attendant relations, the dreaded epidemic of slam clickers and how he got started flying. Joe and Adam also reminisce on layovers passed and oversleeping while LJ introduces a new game "Rapid Flyer"  

The Gate Agent Agenda

This week, LJ and Flight Attendant Joe start out by sharing their experience pop'n melatonin, or as Joe refers to it -- pop'n Melanias -- and discuss a few weird dreams. Joe talks about aggressive gate agents and confident pilots. LJ explains why the gate agents push so hard to get flights out on time. What they both agree on is that being a gate agent is the hardest job in the airline industry.

We Get Around: Geriatric Alaskan Cruise & Peru

After some life updates, nipple covers, and ex-boyfriend stories, Joe and LJ GET AROUND to filling us in on their "bucket list" summer vacations. Joe gives us the details on his geriatric death cruise to Alaska, getting stuck in a car with Jesus lovers, and almost being eaten by an alligator. LJ shares her magical adventure in Peru filled with Harry Potter train rides, matrimony suites, and a massive lack of wifi and water.

Drunks on an Airplane... #notgood

Grab a glass of wine and let’s talk about drunks on a plane...we'll give you a hint...#notgood ️️ Joe goes into details on how being drunk can get you arrested ...since he’s seen it first hand and LJ share a story about how Alaska might not be the best place to go to rehab. #happyhour #cocktails #flightcrew #flightattendant #podcast #sofly #comedy #crewlife #airline #redeye #travel #crosscheck #exitrow #airplanemode #layover

Pay Attention or You Could Die!

On this weeks episode of "Blossom", the hot topic is the safety demonstration and why every airline passenger should pay attention to it. LJ and Joe get serious talking about seat belts, bags under the seat in front of you, life vests, and why you should never take your luggage during an emergency evacuation. Joe confesses he tells passengers, "you could die," every chance he gets.  LJ confesses about breaking a sex toy. 

How To Manage Turbulence And Not Slap Passengers.

This week, LJ defends herself as Joe reveals she does nothing with her free time. She shares a quick story regarding a misconnect in New Orleans and Joe learns that you don't have to sex on the first date. They also discuss how to manage turbulence and not slap the crap of passengers on their flights. 

Who The Hell Do We Think We Are?

In this week's episode, the conversation gets nostalgic as LJ and Joe reminisce about the first time they met. LJ discusses what led her to become a flight attendant and what the future may hold for her. Joe shares a fun story about LJ and her underwear. 

Hot Pilots, Anal Rings, and Q & A

LJ and Flight Attendant Joe answer a few questions, talk hot pilots, and LJ finally reveals what it'll take for her to do anal. Joe reads a review of his new book, sips whiskey, and confesses something from his teenage years working at McDonald's.

Let's get crazy. Airline passengers going nuts.

On this weeks episode of Confessions on the fly. Joe and LJ jump right into the crazy shenanigans passengers get into and how the working crew doesn't get paid nearly enough to tolerate fists and food flying around the aircraft. They also share their personal favorites and most memorable moments.